PROOF: I'm a Real Person

A lot of people think...

 

Because of my fear of babies,

I'd never hold one.

PROOF

{I've held one, maybe two, since. Not a Cabbage Patch Kid, but the real deal.} 

My hair always looks good.

PROOF

{I've had my fair share of fly away hair.}

Maybe I still do.

 I'm not mexican.

PROOF

{I am half and that's me: the tortilla maker.}

Editors note: I wish I still had that outfit.

 I'm not affectionate.

PROOF

{Look how happy I am! Who wouldn't want to hold rainbow girl and tie-dye's hand?}

 I only dance free style.

PROOF

I've done ballet, jazz, tap, swing and salsa...

{I'm just really decent at free style (or interpretive, whatever).}

*Editors note: If dancing were a language, I'd be socially awkward. Shh, don't tell.

Hope you all have a fabulous weekend!